Kids:
It has become apparent that your generation and beyond is going to have to look to the government for its care and feeding. I have been convinced that the new President is serious in his conviction that all people be treated equally economically. In that end, I have decided to do my part and I am planning on changing my Will to name the United States Treasury as the only Beneficiary in hopes that you all will be better off. Just wanted you to know.
Love,
Dad
